The Brotherhood of the Two Dragons (the stage name of my martial arts performing group) took a trip to the Wicked Labyrinth (http://www.wickedfaire.com/labyrinth/) this past Saturday morning. Since John insisted on still having one class that day, we arrived with just enough time to warm up for our first show (11:30 am). The convention was rather diminutive. Only the audience of our last performance was worthwhile — we even received one crappy sci-fi and one porn DVD as part of that last session’s tips!

The highlight of the entire trip was definitely the sexual hypnotist that performed later that evening. When we arrived at his show, it had already begun and a group of about 10 were sitting up on stage in trace states. The hypnotist was in the process of a “three step” plan to improve the sex life of the participants. Through many soft utterances of “The pleasure is now 10 times greater, 20 times…, 100 times greater,” and commands such as “Orgasm now!” he hoped to subconsciously enable the subjects to have multiple orgasms. Two weak minded individuals from the audience succumbed to his bewitching tongue, one of whom proved to be the most entertaining of the lot.

Being convinced that he was being alternately tickled and having the best sex ever was too much for the poor man who flopped himself out of his chair and onto the floor. Snatching upon the opportunity for mischief the maestro called upon another very responsive subject to dispense some torture upon him. The hypnotist handle this girl a soft whip that be called an artefact. This whip, he convinced his subjects, caused uncontrollable tickling. This man was a master of his craft. Not only did his subtle words have the girl flogging this poor boy, but orgasm at every strike. back and forth tickle, orgasm, tickle, orgasm. It was a beauteous demonstration of mind control.