“Why does the Star Treck man watch you pee?” was a completely appropriate question posed by the wife of a co-worker. She had just returned from utilizing the office bathroom for the first time where she noticed a life-size cut-out of Captain Pickard over-looking her progress. The other bathroom has Spok as sentinel. Your bathroom performance will either be graded with the cold, calculating logic of a Vulcan or the passion and rigour of a human Star Fleet captain. Spok’s science station is located in the back and therefore serves as the de-facto poop deck, while Pickard typically oversees urination. Coincidence? I think not.